Geoff is the creative drive for Osnium and has the unfortunate skill set to fill in everything that does not belong on a resume, from impromptu plumbing and electrical, contract negotiation, or trouble shooting a computer system that was old when back to the future came out. Geoff is always coming up with a new idea, usually ill-advised.
“The optimist sees the glass as half full, the pessimist sees it half empty. In reality it is completely full, half full of water and half full of air.”
Dead Programming Languages
Knowing just enough to be dangerous
MacGyver-Style Improvisation Skills